TOAST

used instead of the phrase " that's what she said".

chris: did you go fishing today?

dave: yeah, i got A BIG ONE!

chris: TOAST!!

by Alisha4-H July 23, 2008

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Toast

A super sexy tan dude

I'm lookin' for a fine ass piece of toast with green eyes

See that dude over there, he's toast af

by Radelicinfluence April 02, 2014

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Toast Club

The weirdest club in the school, worships toast. Often will have positions of power within the cul-I mean club. It may sometimes include sacrifices of the loaf to please the toast gods.

Fuck they might be a cult

Toast club might be a cult

by oi hu u bloody luking at skank November 10, 2022

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Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn June 16, 2012

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Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 03, 2021

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