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Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.
by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021
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Boyfriend

A good boy. The best boy. A young boy. 19 years old to be exact. He's normally recognizable by his bright blue hair and is often carry a microphone. He is kind and generous and he's not afraid of a rap battle. Literally, so many people in his fandom tried to kill him already.

It's sad. But anyways, you know it's him because of his hair and his way of communicating. He often says the term 'beep' or 'bee bop' in ways of communicating or actually speaking English. Or he just speaks randomly in beeping noises.

Many girls would kill for a man as courageous as him. But sadly, he's taken. He also goes by other names other than 'boyfriend'. He goes by Kieth, Cameron or Cam for short, and some people, rather his close friends, just call him 'BF'.
"Oh I love my Boyfriend. He's the best boyfriend ever"

"Heh I love you too, babe. Beep bop skdoo beep"
by SparkleBagel75 July 17, 2022
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You get to twerk on your boy friends or girlfriend in march 11
Trows it back
Ayyyye
It’s twerk on your girlfriend or boyfriend day
by Kaylabossy March 9, 2020
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boyfriend chair

The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.
Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.
by The Speechcrafter December 3, 2022
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on February 12th. guess what its national rail your boyfriend day- you boys better be careful LMAO aha
Hey dude i heard its national rail your boyfriend day good luck homie
by Lucas's Meaning February 12, 2021
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Boyfriend

You either put Fnf BF or a actual bf
Boyfriend a boy that’s a friend.
by Some man XX lol July 13, 2021
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Wonyoung’s Boyfriend

Wonyoung’s Boyfriend is a guy named Kodi. They are pretty much soul mates as although they are in different countries they find themselves doing the same thing as each other, such as staring at the stars in the night sky.
Person 1: Hey, do you know Wonyoung’s Boyfriend
Person 2: Yeah, it’s that hot guy, Kodi right?
by omniscience1002 September 13, 2023
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