Pool Noodle

When a male inserts his erect penis into his own anus and blows a load, exerting an outward force so strong it shoots out of his mouth, similar to a pool noodle.

Bro 1: Yo bro, you tryna come over and blow some pool noodles?
Bro 2: HELL FUCKING YES

by Little Debbie! February 12, 2019

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bent like a wet noodle

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

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soggy noodle

A penis which is wet due to failure to achieve an erection during a blow job.

A woman gives a man a blow job, but he remains flaccid. Since his penis is wet and limp it is similar to a soggy noodle.

by F. D. Hall December 27, 2007

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poop noodle

When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.

Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core

by MJ December 9, 2004

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cheese-noodles

most basically, mac 'n' cheese; but they can be made with any cheese or noodle type. In other words, it might be linguini and alfredo sauce or nuked penne pasta with cheese whiz on top.

Let's all sit around and eat cheese-noodles; then we'll invite over anyone that wants in on our cheese-noodle club!

by huhwhat?56 January 20, 2009