Mr. Nice Guy

Two in the poo and One in the Goo. An opposite of the shocker.

She was bored with the shocker so I stepped it up and gave her the Mr. Nice Guy. She didn't think it was so nice!

by Berg121 April 28, 2008

nice and flaky

the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!

vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!

by ben-wah! April 3, 2003

nice

you are nice

you're nice.

by Krkič June 11, 2020

Nice Guy

A man that thinks he is nice, but is actually invasive even though, the girl doesn't date him.

Nice Guy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Nice Guy: You are very pretty
Girl: Thank you
Nice Guy: send pics
Girl: wdym???
Nice Guy: b o o b a
Girl: I am not interested. I have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE MEN WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT??? I AM AN ALPHA MALE AND I WOULD PROTECT YOU! YOU ONLY WANT THE MONEY!

Girl: What da hael?

Nice Guy: I HOPE YOU GET PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN!

Girl: Anyway, I am gonna block you.

Nice Guy: YOU FUCKING WHORE

by TastyTurron May 19, 2021

whoa nice cock

Whoa nice cock

Whoa nice cock

by Giorno Giovanni June 1, 2020

Nice Guys

Finish last...
That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to

But behind the scenes

You mean the world to Nice Guys

by 8-bit Broski February 8, 2013

nice nice

A phrase meaning sexual relations or sexual contact.

Bill: What'd you do last night?
Ted: Got that nice nice.

by moosefacekilla May 26, 2010