throb n' sob

Sex accompanied by profuse crying by the male counterpart(s), usually performed with emotional Maroon 5 music playing in the background

Me and Fatihma had the wildest throb n' sob to celebrate my vasectomy last week

by schlongswinger99 November 9, 2015

Smoke 'n Stroke

The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.

I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.

by Electronicoffee November 4, 2007

Burp n blow

The act of burping and then blowing the burp into someone else's face, so that they may enjoy your lunch/choice of alcohol/stomach acid too.

Man #1: That chili at lunch was wicked. Here taste.

(Man burps and blows in his friend's face.)

Man #2: That chili was spicy. Go Burp n blow Connie from Accounting, you can make her cry. She hates spicy food.

by Mike On a Boat February 22, 2010

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 25, 2005

Guns N' Roses

The escence of great music..

Get in the ring motherfucker

by WAXL July 11, 2003

in n out burger

1. a good fast food restaurant

2. (slang) Another way of saying double-penetration

person one: hey, you seemed to enjoy yourself last night.

person two: yah , me and johnny gave her the In n out Burger last night.

by thinnoutburgerman June 7, 2009

yank n spank

noun;

Refers to a session of masturbation

-Usually preceeded by the setting of said masturbation session

Jordan was bored during school, so he went for a bathroom yank n spank.

Jordan couldn't sleep, so he went for a 2 A.M. yank n spank.

Jordan was feeling far too aroused after reading the Vogue magazine, so he went for a Barnes and Noble yank n spank.

To kill time during the airplane ride, Jordan went for a 30,000 foot high yank n spank.

by Mikey W October 20, 2006