Mentalbate

verb, 1) to be so bored that you think of good thoughts in your head, enducing mental pleasure.

2) tohave sexually arousing thoughts without touching oneself.

DUDE carmen electra was soo hot in that movie last night, but i couldnt do anything but mentalbate because my brother was in the room.

by mrz February 24, 2009

mental boomarang

When you think of something bad that you want to happen to somebody but, happens to someone you know.

I imaged that this guy would break his leg, it happen but my sister broke her leg a week later. That was totally a mental boomarang!

by Zabimaru555 December 15, 2008

[mentalation]

The use extreme brainpower to solve any given problem.

Jose:You got the answer to #1?
Sampson: Hold on man, I'm doing some serious mentalation right now!

by Right or Wrong? December 15, 2008

mental spittin

when someone talks so much shit that it is refered too as 'mental spittin'

asheraf: hey guys, i just drank the whole water from the pasific ocean

bob: ok, now your just mental spittin.

by the_merchant May 18, 2009

mental telapathy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, while remaining totally ambivalent to what is being detected.

Person 1: "Hmm..."

Person 2: "I know exactly what your thinking but I couldn't give a damn."

Person 1: "Why not?"

Person 2: "Because I have mental telapathy."

by edible_freud September 20, 2009

Mentalbating

The act of mentally envisioning erotic acts and/or situations in public after viewing an erotic image ie a sexy advertisement or an attractive woman.

Alex: dude, I saw that guy looking at the sports illustrated swimsuit magazine in the gardening section at the bookstore
Kyle: Yeah, he was totally mentalbating

by KSTORMY April 5, 2010

mental playdoh

An object of desire that remains in your thoughts that you can control for your own purpose. This differs from a mental snapshot because you can bend and curve the implanted image to your own desires.

"Whoa, mike, did you see that girl's ass? I swear, that's going to give me enough mental playdoh for the night!

by Sgt.HankMoody April 27, 2010