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Munch Muff

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.
Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.
by Papa Bravo Romeo December 9, 2019
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Muff Cabbage

Cabbage in one's muff, or pussy. This word orginated from the best show ever, South Park
Steve: FUCk YOU TENISHA, your nothing but MUFF CABBAGE
by Scottie H October 18, 2010
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free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.
david: "are you free muff right now?"
by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024
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Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.
That muff puncher took my uterus!
by Phallus Festivus December 12, 2014
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80’s muff

Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.
My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.
by Lynn Amy November 3, 2017
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Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
by Mega muffster May 29, 2012
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Muff

The flabby parts of the vaginal wall that flap around during sex. It could arouse you or it could make you feel disturbed. This is the Muff.
by PeePeeSucker+analLover69 July 8, 2016
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