muffin code

Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!

Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"

by Captain_Crunch February 3, 2005

muffin-bottom jeans

jeans specifically made for large women (or men) who have booty dimples and need some extra coverage in that area.

Hey girl, toss out the spandex and get some muffin-bottom jeans.

by Milli Rillows Movies April 22, 2008

Muffin-Stopper

Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.

Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?

Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.

by Shock N Awe Special February 27, 2009

Muffin Cake

An amazing dessert. It is a cupcake that got to big ...and looks like a muffin. Easiest to make when your very tired and not paying attention.

MAGS: WOAH these cupcakes are HUGE!
KAYS: DANG did we make muffins ?
MAGS&KAYS: no we made....Muffin Cakes. :)

by MKAY93 March 16, 2009

muffin

a very good prostitute

on NJ streets i met a couple of muffins

by candiipaint July 26, 2009

muffinkiller

a person who will steal your girl, be a buzzkill, or just piss you off

Keep being a muffinkiller, and I swear I will punch you square in the face!

by chaselc June 18, 2011

frumpy muffin-tuck

A chick with poor posture tucking her muffin-top in by pulling her jeans up too high.

"you know that bitch has a muffin top, tucking it into those high ass pants won't fool us, and she should learn to walk right!! That's a frumpy muffin-tuck!!"

by Stevo1981 April 3, 2008