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muffin buster

tyler wants to do the muffin buster with that chick
by baseballer47 April 8, 2010
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flubber muffin

Flubber Muffin can be used to describe extreme discontent. Often used when a person is raging. It's rumoured that this word originated from the first Viking incursion into China.
Oh FLUBBER MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004
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Sweaty Muffins

A man with unusually sweaty testicles.
Man I've got incredibly sweaty muffins
by Laaadt November 14, 2010
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Muffin Head

The term “muffin head” is an intense racial slur used in the 1950’s because bakeries would throw the unsold muffins at African Americans.
by built: different October 7, 2020
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Bean Muffin

1. A Bean Muffin is wat you call something that is so awesome.

Its hard to explain how cool a Bean Muffin is. You'll know once you see a Bean Muffin.
(And people who think Bean Muffin means muffin top....you are wrong)
person 1. "Woahhh did you see that cool girl with octopus hair and green eyes??"
person 2. "Yeah man, i saw her. She's a Bean Muffin"
by t1cklebug May 18, 2010
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muffin-bag

the act-

using a full bag of large muffins, one strikes a blow to the head/face of another. the muffin-bagger is usually entitled to this attack because of a stupid comment or action that the muffin-baggee said or did.

the aftermath-

if the muffin-baggee doesn't immediately concede to the muffin-bagger and admit to being an idiot, the muffin-baggee must consume all 9-12 muffins within a designated time, a right granted to the bagger.

these are the rules of muffin-bagging and they are unflinchingly rigid.
baggee- "dude, france totally still has a shot in the 2010 world cup."
bagger- "guy, they really don't, and now you deserve what's about to happen."
*muffin-bag to the dome*
by muffinbagger23 June 20, 2010
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Meat Muffins

Formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.
Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?

Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?

My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!

*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
by Smyshlyaev's Girls May 4, 2014
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