Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.

I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.

by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011

This is my final message. Good bye

*disappears*

This is my final message. Good bye. *dooleoddleoo thing plays*

by Jospeh Mother October 27, 2019

massachusetts

The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".

Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

armenian massage

When you go to get a massage and receive the unfortunate news that your masseuse is Armenian. Shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named Hilda or Helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. She proceeds to massage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing massaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy cock out, and it is actually massaging your ass. To not be viewed as homosexual, you tell her to get the fuck off and she proceeds to beat your ass and for the next two years your friends give you shit for getting your ass kicked by a girl.

Person #1: Man I heard you got an armenian massage.

Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.

Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.

Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

Massagin'

Dr. Scholl's new insole

C00 dude: "You massagin'?"
Unl33t n00b: "No, I'm just going OOOOh, AHH like you guys!... What?"

by Dr. Scholl July 17, 2004

Vermetticut Massahampshire

One word to describe Vermont, Connecticut, Massachusets and New Hampshire. Because, as everyone knows, they're really all the same state and hard to keep track of.

"Where were you yesterday?"
"Oh Vermetticut Massahampshire. You know, somewhere around there."

by EllaM September 7, 2007

morgan massaro

the most beautiful creature that has ever been created. She has the best personality and is quite friendly once you get to meet her. But.. don't get on her bad side. This beautiful blossom might seem nice on the outside but the inside she has a temper that will make valcanoes and tsunamis erupt. But she is the most loving, compassionate girlfriend anyone could possibly have. There can't be more than one Morgan Massaro in the whole world.

morgan massaro is beautiful.. duh

by -Brent:) January 8, 2011