Moiz

A person who is depressed and is emo. They can be very funny sometimes but they can also be very dirty and dark. They are usually introverted.

Hey look at that Moiz over there, he’s dressed in all black like he’s ready for a funeral.

by esymymann July 25, 2021

Mexican Moisturizer

When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.

Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!

by Leeza Gibbons January 14, 2009

MOIP

to make out in public.

Anthony and Ashley MOIP'ed at the mall.

by Justin Serabo January 10, 2008

Moist

Moist: this term is used when someone says/does something so idiotic or stupid. Also used to describe an "uncool" person, another way to say this is "wet" which means the exact same thing.

Boy: "4+7= 13? Right?"
Friend: "13?! HAHAHAHA NO! You're so moist!"

*uncool person walks by*
Girl: "Oh my god, look at her ugly clothes, so wet."

by chirpyy March 29, 2015

Des Moines Dump Truck

A Des Moines Dump Truck is when at least 7 people all shit in a large barrel, pot, ect. and then dump the contents onto an unlucky individual.

Aw man we're going to get Lars good this time. We are going to Des Moines Dump Truck him, dumping like 10 pounds of dung on his head!

by Billy Deuchen III May 31, 2009

If you know what I faakin moin

Used to emphasize a point you are trying to make.

So now he and my ex are going out again, and that just doesn't make sense if you know what I faakin moin.

by Mar-wayne Jay-moil October 2, 2007

moist

describing someone or something that looks bad a hot mess sounds bad or looks bad.

1.damn, dat bitch look real moist !
2.you sound real moist right now, stop it !
3.Man, that chick was lookin so moist last night i had to leave.

by JayszWifeyy15 December 21, 2008