minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.

Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.

by tobyunedog August 16, 2016

Minge miner

Someone that gets a lot of sex.

I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!

by Minge miner May 17, 2016

Minge cringe

When a girl sees an ugly lad she has slept with

Oh my god there's my ex .. he's so ugly I've got minge cringe

by Kawysgs November 22, 2016

minergency

The medical issues which fall between a minor problem and a true emergency. Neither a minor medical problem, nor a true emergency.

He went to the urgent care center after experiencing a minergency.

by Docjock November 25, 2016

mengerink

Someone with a lot of influence in the community. Surname originates in the netherlands. Often used to express that someone uses social Sway and "charity" to advance their own selfish goals.

"Sabrina is so nice! She is having a bakesale to help orphaned puppies."
"Yeah, but she's just doing it because Adam likes dogs. She's trying to steal him from Valeria."
"Wow. I didn't know that. What a Mengerink!"

by Kitten137 December 20, 2016

Miner's haven

When a miner finds something rare or beatiful or extravagant.

Did you see that Miner's haven? It was really rare.

by Xx_420MLG#BlazeitRektNub_xX September 20, 2017

minge jobber

A male who sleeps around. (takes jobs on different girls)

''Tony asked me on a date, i'm totally not going apparently hes a right minge jobber!''

by LeanBel January 9, 2018