Micropenis

A medical condition where a males penis is exceedingly small, normally under two inches while erect. Multiple men who have micropenis' are extremely self conscious about it as it is something that many people will make fun of and use as an insult.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.

Kiersten : Hurry up, get it out already. You only have paid for 25 minutes
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020

Mickayla

Personality: A truly amazing girl. she is funny and smart, caring and sweet, outgoing and bubbly, energetic and charismatic. a real happy go lucky person. she is a boy crazy flirt who cant help herself. but she is unlike any other person you know. she is beautiful. inside and out. she loves her friends to death. she depends on them alot. she makes the most of life and always lives in the moment, thats why everyone wants to be around her. she can make the most boring situation into one of the best, happiest moments of your life, filled with inside jokes and hyperness. she is sophisticated and beautiful. someone you would all want to get with or get to know. very picky but when she finds somethin she wants, she is persistent. she is an amazing person that you would be lucky to know. (SEE MICHAELA)

Opposite of Michael (he who speaks to g-d): she who speaks to g-d.

Boy: Mickayla is throwing a party tonight!
Girl: She is? Really!? I'm going! She's so cool.
Boy: Yeah.

by dragirl3 February 21, 2010

Michael Cole

Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich

Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!

Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.

Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"

by SteRDLK May 31, 2009

Michigan Tech

The place where, as a female, people always assume there are available men because of the 4:1 ratio of males to females. What they fail to realize however is the fact that the "Odds are Good but the Goods are ODD". The average male at michigan tech could be seen walking across campus with animals living in their beards or in deep discussion about the newest video game. Although there are good guys available, they are difficult to find as they came to college with a long distance relationship already at hand and walk around in misery. Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?

"Oh how are you still single! There are lots of men up there arent there? It is an engineering school!"

"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"

by OhSnap!! March 9, 2012

Michaela

One of the most sarcastic, no fucks given, assholes you've ever met. Doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks of her. She's the type of person who won't text you for a week but then in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon she'll send you an "I love you. You're a good friend."
She will literally make you soup when you're sick. She'll spend fifty dollars on you in build-a-bear because you kept wanting to add accessories to your Jedi pony. She'll hold your hand when you randomly burst into tears.

If you have a Michaela in your life treasure her. She loves you very much. And you will never meet anyone like her ever again.

"I'll never love anyone romantically the way I love you platonically." - Michaela

by Monny Ponny June 20, 2014

speak into the microphone

a phrase used by a man to focus a partner's attention on performing oral sex.

After they got naked, Sally went on talking and chatting for some time. Eventually, Sam had to ask her to speak into the microphone.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

michael bolton

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....

"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"

by Sky December 26, 2003