Reverse Magic Jack 

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.

John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.

Reverse Magic Jack by 165er February 23, 2014

Airport Magic 

a unique constellation in the space/time continuum that temporarily gives one a James Bond-like ability to pass through airport security and check-in procedures in record time.

"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."

"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."

Airport Magic by Vatu August 23, 2015

Cock magic 

Doing magic with your cock

I went to so a cock magic show yesterday it was great

Cock magic by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

pp magic 

pp magic is a certain type of magician who can make your pp dissapear

Jim: yo bobby where yo penis at?
Bobby: The pp magician used pp magic on me
Jim: Oh sick dude! epic

pp magic by waterdude01 August 23, 2019

Daddy Magic 

The source of all magic in the Dungeons & Daddies, that all the main characters have access to. Not a random WWE wrestler.

The original dads only beat their dads because of OP Daddy Magic

Daddy Magic by ravagingl1tch April 5, 2022

hello from the magic tavern 

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...

I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.

hello from the magic tavern by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019

iPad Pro Magic Keyboard 

The ridiculously overpriced piece of garbage keyboard and trackpad case for the iPad Pro. It makes your iPad float in the air, but come on? Who really needs that? Who, in their right mind would pay $350 for a keyboard that can't tilt it that far back, a small trackpad, and no function keys? Due to the rubbery material, the outer surface smudges really easily! Complete waste of money.

Did you see the new iPad Pro that came out?
Yes, and Apple also announced the new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard with a built-in trackpad?
How much is it?
$300 or $350. The Apple tax, you know.
$350 for a keyboard?!

iPad Pro Magic Keyboard by D.Empire412 October 1, 2020