May chan

The white- washed Asian bitch

Omg, it’s may chan, what a fucking white washed ass bitch

by Silly person 101 November 3, 2019

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May 9th

Today is for only royalty to be born on. if you are born on this day you deserve anything and everything u want!! And if today is not ur birthday, Sorry peasant, Ily.

Someone born on may 9th: Hey!! can I go to the store and buy anything I want??

Random person:Is ur birthday may 9th??

someone born on may 9th:Mhm!!

random person:Sure ur majesty, Anything for you*Bows*

by . Lilswagxoxo July 11, 2021

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May 1

the day where the most fruity people where born.

boy: "Hey, i was born on May 1st!" girl: "Oh, so you're fruity."

by fruity_lamo January 15, 2022

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May 19

National show your bf your titties because it's a national holiday. They have to see them to confirm you did

Yo babe it's may 19 gimme them titties because it's a national holiday.

Girl: ok *shows him*

by Nationaldaddyrenoldsday May 19, 2022

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May 20

Straight day, you are straight. Even if you're gay you are now straight for a day.

p1: Hey, what are you doing today?
p2: It's May 20, so I'm being straight.
p1: Ok.

by Noyesnoyesnoyesno March 20, 2022

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May 27

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

by Harry.Sleath March 30, 2021

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