knobbery

An all encompassing noun that can describe the behaviour, effect or mere presence of a knob which can be a true phallus, or a figurative douchebag (see douchebaggery).

'Knobbery' can therefore refer to sex, self-embarrassment, stupidity, annoyance, or destruction. Sometimes the word refers to all these things simultaneously (in such cases 'knobbery' is a synonym for fuckage).

1: There are too many emos, racists and gays on the streets.
2: I agree, there's too much knobbery on the streets.

by Joshua2345 May 12, 2008

knobdick

To mess with something with out knowing what you are doing.

I was in Radio Shack and some kid kept knobdicking with car stereos, so I couldnt hear the sale clerk.

by R1burden March 19, 2010

golden knobbin

The act of one partner performing oral sex on another while sitting on the toilet and urinating.

Gary couldn't believe it when Lu wanted to give him head while she was taking a piss. He didn't know she was into golden knobbins.

by Lu.V Junkie January 19, 2009

knobbz

the greatest man alive.

is often looked up to by his friends and family.

can make anybody look good or "fly".

every other sentence out of his mouth is "thats what she said..."

"man, that dude is so cool, he must be knobbz."

"i wish i could be knobbz."

by kcolbonk February 20, 2009

turkey knobbing

when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial.

Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it rocked my world.

by jasmine May 31, 2003

with knobs

Amazingly cool-- in addition with other admirable traits.

He's super hot with knobs.

That concert was the best ever- with knobs.

by Marie Young September 10, 2007

slobbin zee knobbin

The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.

How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?

by Dannyoon December 15, 2008