Jesus Cookie

A killer band duo consisting of two men (guitar, drums) who met in Basking Ridge, New Jersey during their sophomore year of high school. Name derived from the fact that both have the same first and middle names ("Jason" and "Charles," respectively). Notable performances include the Ridge High School Battle of the Bands '05 and other varied basement shows and gatherings. Irreverently referred to as "Jason Cookie" by some groups cautious to use the name of Jesus.

Recognized Hits:

1. "Todd" - JCP/JCS
2. "Elmo" - JCP/JCS
3. "Potato" - JCP/JCS

"YO!! Jesus Cookie rocked so hard last night that my face melted and I had to get reconstructive plastic surgery to look somewhat normal again!"

by Jason Charles Sobieski November 5, 2008

Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Phrase used to xpress extreme suprise and shock.

Can be used to get attention and/or a cheap laugh

"screaming jesus on a ferris wheel! What the hell is that!"

"SCREAMING JESUS ON A FERRIS WHEEL!!!"

by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004

Holy Shittin' Jesus

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.

"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

McQuaid Jesuit High School

All boys high school in Rochester, NY. Brother school to Our Lady of Mercy High School. A sausage fest, yes, but those are the breaks.

"Everyone calls it McQuaid. Seriously, how many people do you know that say, 'I'm going to McQuaid Jesuit High School?'

by N/A March 30, 2005

easus jesus

Slang name for E&J Whiskey

"get me a bottle of easus jesus, dude"

by [SWS]Daltor November 24, 2005

Jesus Christ

A mythological creature to whom is attributed power to redeem man from eternal damnation as a consequence of sin. Born of man's need to believe in something, Christ is a useful tool for many things: keeping the gullible in line, raising money, imposing morals on others, justifying war, bloodshed, and terrorism, explaining away tragedies like childhood cancer and natural disaster, silencing dissent, and imposing guilt, are among the most popular miracles performed by Jesus.
Christ retains a strong following thousands of years after his invention, despite the advance of science, education, and technology in the years since.

Jesus Christ, almighty son of God, has all power in heaven and earth, except the power to grow a money tree.

by runrobrun July 24, 2011

jesus on a stick day

food friday (when jesus died)

happy jesus on a stick day!

by nothing_911 April 13, 2007