jake shoemaker

Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.

Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.

by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020

Jake Paul

A dumb dude that lives in a house that looks like the White House and doesn’t know how to box or his grammar

Person one:whos jake Paul

Person two:a dumb diddy

by anonymous September 14, 2020

jakahna

A bad bitch

Person: oh my god that person is such a Jakahna (bad bitch)

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Jake

Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom

Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Jake-lag

the state of tiredness similar to that of jet lag one gets from staying up all night talking to jake , but no regrets bc it’s jake and he is amazing

hey man y r u so tired
fam, ive got super bad jake-lag bc i was talking to jake all night

by Xx_EV13_xX October 2, 2020

Jake

A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.

Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.

by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020

Jake

Jake from state farm

Jake wears some nice khakis.

by anonymous October 6, 2020