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Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING
,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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Minecraft

A very wholesome video game which provides a good community, and is approved by your parents.
Mom: Richard, time for supper!
Richard: Oh, I'm playing Minecraft.
Mom: I suppose I'll let you have 10 more minutes.
by IOnlyTypeQwertys June 23, 2022
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Minecrafted

Killed.

Derived from the popular phrase "in Minecraft," a term used to avoid being banned for wishing or threatening harm on another person.
Fuck that guy, I hope he gets Minecrafted.
by Kritikal July 5, 2022
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Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned
me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!
by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
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/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.
You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!
by bymeok October 24, 2022
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minecraft

minecraft is a fun game. it has lifesteals, bedwars, murder mystery and thousands of more games! minecraft is amazing you should download it :)
i love minecraft
by isaliaaaa October 28, 2022
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