Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.

That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.

by Olive989 March 25, 2023

hooker diet

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.

“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 4, 2023

Hoofer

A very insulting slur to dog who are chunky. Historically used to classify bulldogs from other breeds during the 1900 and now commonly used as a slur insulting bulldogs for there chunky physic and heavy breathing.

That door is sure a hoofer

by lucyhamlit December 19, 2023

holler whore

Holler whore is not to be mistaken with its cousin the Mud Cricket or the River roach , The Holler whore is a different bread in her own right, She is as dirty as it gets. She has the look of a porcupine because of the sheer amount of dicks that have been dropped into her . At this level, The whole vagina has been so rooted out that all you can do is drop in . She is seen around most small towns at the local drug dealers house or sucking or fucking up hollers in behind the gas stations or the local Wal mart,

I guess i t must be a little early in the season for the Mud crickets and the river reaches because the Holler whores were out in force at the Walmart tonight,

by MILE GIRL 143 December 22, 2023

Hooher

Another word for whore in Canadian slang meaning promiscuous or slutty

Oh Samantha she's a hooher

by Hooher maker March 4, 2024

hooleelia

n. hoo-leel-ia hoo-leel-ya or hill-yale-ya

1. A frazzled, flustered person in a frenetic flurry.

(Can be triggered by low approval levels, adjacent conversations about waffles, and/or banter about sartorial choices specific to days of the week and intended to impress a fine looking woman).

2. A hellion child, running around being rowdy and mischievous. Affectionate connotation. Something mothers used to say.

(American English, 1999, lexiconical recognition often disputed)

////// note: So this is a made up word from S01E20 of Aaron Sorkin's "The West Wing". I was surprised it wasn't in here! Since it'll likely only be searched by people who are into the show, I'm making some references to the scene that I think people would find amusing. The example sentences also have some callback references to the series.... anyway the guidelines say "you're writing for a general audience" so hopefully this is within bounds... Feel free to cut the obscure stuff or however you think it should be changed. Thanks for your work! It's such a great and fun resource!

Person at a Table: They don’t have Fresca, they’re out of crab puffs, and I coughed up a forkful of waffles!

Waiter in a Restaurant: Naught for nothing, but you’re being a damned hooleelia, and you know it too.

by Jeffrey Hancock March 16, 2024

Hoober

Term for a vape, used by people in Wyandotte, Michigan.

“Yo pass the hoober dawg”

by mol7775 March 29, 2024