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grease

gre...ME!!!
by Kyle Cascarano October 17, 2003
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grease

a male with an ego too big for his underdeveloped brain. this male never realises his negitive impact on the female kind. He will rarely ever realise how emotionally hurtful he is to the opposite sex. can be associated with any boy/man within the ages 14-18.
the guys in most middle schools are called grease by the girls.
by itvibrates June 21, 2004
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Greasy Vagina

Greasy: Oily, Slippery, Wet, Slimy

Vagina: A black hole which may gobble and swallow someones protuding organs, such as a male poking device.
MALE 1 : did you fuck that girl last night

MALE 2: yes, mmm it was so gooood....she has the best greasy vagina..
its like KFC!

MALE 1: was it finger lickin' good?

MALE 2: yeahhh dude...had to use freshen up after too!

MALE 1: shabba!
by KFC. April 9, 2010
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Greaseball

Some guy or girl that dosent take a shower for a week and rubs oil in his hair every morning. Also he needs to wear a sign saying "No Smoking within 5ft" because his oily head will combust
Harjinder "Greaseball" Sidhu is soooo greaasy
by Tutti head March 9, 2010
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greasy dick

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.
I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!
by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021
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greasy haired nut grabber

A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently
Brian Smith is a greasy haired nut grabber because he likes to get fresh with his 6th floor suite
by poopdick April 4, 2005
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greasy

Ehsan Salihi.
The attribute of: having greasy combed back hair
having a sweaty face all the time
making strange faces often
having pimples like everest on your head that you take pills for and get monthly injections for but they just dont go away
Jeff: Ehsan's jokes

Ben:DUDE ehsan is such a greasy bastard i swear i wouldnt touch him for 100$

Lucas: I know, I heard he gets injections for his acne

Nick: bahaha he looks like a ballargo

Everyone: LOL

Mike: I fucking hate looking at him cuz every time i just know hes such a fucking greasy homo and it fucking pisses me off!
by jokesssss August 7, 2008
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