Gianna

Being obnoxious and a vsco retard

to be idiotic in every simple and major way possible. Gianna

by dumbythickboi January 20, 2020

granny

a lady married to gramps its a rumor the bitch used to work with her

"u guys are brats"

by helly September 30, 2002

granny pimpin

Verb-to become friends with an older someone, in hopes that they will trade you their prescription medicine for a little money on the side.

I can't do anythin today guys, i have to go granny pimpin cause i am low on vicadin

by snwduuuuudeee May 7, 2009

Grannyarse

A bottom, rear-end, arse, ass which has drooped over time.

The tattoo on her grannyarse was so stretched out of shape that is could only be read by someone with lemon shaped corneas

by kerfoofle November 5, 2010

Grannyball

A form of baseball played by Beatrice Middleton and all the neighborhood kids. Often played in the street with her coaching. Grannyball is easy to play. After a run is scored the dogs come and move the bases further apart. Grannyball is most often played in the summer when the kids are out of school. You will love i! Beatrice Middleton told you! If you want a great game to play until fall grab your favorite granny and play Grannyball.

Beatrice: Hey Diego, Wilson, you two up for a game of Granyball? Its going to be fun.

Diego: What's Grannyball? I've never heard of it. Is it good to play?

Beatrice: Of course it is! Its great, I'll teach you! Its just like normal baseball, except played by a bunch of grannies. See?

Wilson: Dang, she's right. This is fun! She knows what she's doing. (He hits a ball) Sweet, homerun!

Beatrice: That's it. We'd better move the bases. (she whistles for the dogs) Come on in. (the dogs move the bases)

Diego: Wow! This game is fun. I'm gonna have to play it with my grandma. She would love it!

Beatrice: Hey, I'm your grandma. I'm both your grandmas. You love me like one! Grannyball is for everyone!

Wilson: You're right, Coach Beatrice, Grannyball rocks. It is the best game we've ever played.

Beatrice: Okay, now that the game's over, we need some exercise. Give me 50! Grannyball rocks! (they all drop to the ground and start doing push ups)

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

granny bin

Granny bin is like where someone dumps the oldies at so they don't have to wipe their asses anymore

A nursing home or refered to as the granny bin in slang (mainly Australian or British)

by Thefuckingdictionary December 30, 2014

granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 1, 2015