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Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
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alc goblin

going to a party to steal alc and then leaving
“bro ashley is an alc goblin don’t invite her the the party
by slump3d November 24, 2023
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Goblin Maxxing

To max out one's inner goblin potential.
"Did you hear John is changing his name to Gobhn?"

"He must be Goblin Maxxing."
by Flatftw May 14, 2022
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mlm goblin

A new acquaintance (whether from the internet or in person) strikes a conversation wanting to be your friend, but ultimately at the end of the day they are trying to get you into a pyramid scheme / MLM.
Me: (Doing homework at the library)
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101

Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.

Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.

Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.

Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
by iwannaperish December 25, 2023
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Trash Goblin

In fanfiction spheres, a person who reads and enjoys types of fanfiction that are typically considered to be trashy or contains frowned upon tropes
Last night I was up until 4am reading a kidnapper/victim mpreg vore fic of my OTP, I'm such a trash goblin
by Trashiest_goblin April 17, 2024
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nard goblin

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015
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gret goblin

A person who is a fiend for a gret (cig)
OMG, James will literally do anything for a gret. What a gret goblin.
by shrekisgay April 12, 2022
mugGet the gret goblinmug.

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