Skip to main content

Glory Bib

Commonly practised, the Aztecs religious ritual of human sacrifice. Aztecs from ancient times, may have sacrificed more people to their gods than any other culture in human history.

One of the more bizarre fertility ritual, is the Aztec Male Fertility Garb, known as a “Glory Bib”, (or, “Flowers for Toci”). The creation of a sacrificial garment is done by extracting, flaying, & wearing the fresh skins of fetuses, in honour of the god Toci, during XI, Ochpaniztli, (from August 21 to September 9).

The ritual involves manually ripping the fetus, (i.e., forced abortion), from recently pubescent females’ womb, by the sixth moon (month) of gestation. After the skins are removed, the remains of the fetus is then consumed by the mother, & assemblage of the loincloth styled Bib may now commence. The wearer of the Glory Bib now has potency of Toci, for the remainder of XI, Ochpaniztli.

The Aztecs sacrificed to all the gods and goddesses often through bloodletting on the heights of the pyramids. When the great temple was dedicated in 1487, priests sacrificed thousands of people in a single day.

There is evidence that the ancient Celtic Europeans practiced & performed human sacrifice. These sacrifices were both voluntary and involuntary for the gods of their clan or to the Mother Goddess. Child sacrifice & abortion were practiced and were accepted as facts of everyday life, the necessary consummation of rampant sexual immorality.
One of the more bizarre fertility rituals known, is the Aztec male fertility ritual garment, known as a “Glory Bib” (or, “Flowers for Toci”).
by The Retributivist Bishop October 28, 2013
mugGet the Glory Bib mug.

globose

Dat ass was globose.
by robschocolatemilk January 3, 2014
mugGet the globose mug.
Related Words

Glogglebuster

/GLO-GUL-BUS-TER/ (noun) One who is of or pertaining to a gloggle or someone with an inversely quank outlook on life.
Dave used to be a real glogglebuster until he stopped faffing about.
by Faffy McFafferson October 17, 2014
mugGet the Glogglebuster mug.

globe thotter

Globe Thotter (n) A special breed of thot. Who travels continent to continental thotting around.
My Boy: She even sucked a dick Eygpt.
Me: Damn she's a globe thotter.
by FNGRBNGR February 8, 2015
mugGet the globe thotter mug.

Glowdicking

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.
I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.
by Lord Sexius the Great March 11, 2015
mugGet the Glowdicking mug.

glory fart

When an orgasm is so intense that all the gasses you have pent up in your ass come pouring out in a release of magnificent and noble flatulence.
I was stressing all day but when I blew a load in Jill I let out the most satisfying glory fart of all time.
by Steeple Dave March 12, 2016
mugGet the glory fart mug.

gloryrub

When you have a shower in the morning even though you already had a shower the evening before before going to bed.
I feel extra fresh this morning thanks to my morning gloryrub.
by Bob Bobbington Jr July 5, 2016
mugGet the gloryrub mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email