fuck

me

pls

:)

son:what do you want for dinner

mom: fuck me please :)

by bigpeepeeonly February 7, 2019

Fuck

Having sex or used for anger relief

Fuck off

by Hey im gayest April 11, 2019

fuck it

When someone asks you to do something and your don't want to or is to lazy to do so. But they keep on begging you to do it. So you just say under your breath "fuck it" or just reply to the person fuck it and just do it.

Mom:get up and come wash these dishes.
Kid: I'm tired I don't feel like it.
Mom:come do these dishes before I drag you outta the bed.
Kid: says under breath (fuck it I'll just hurry and get this over with)
Kid: OK mom I'm coming

Texting each other
Girl: are you going to the party tomorrow?
Boy: nah I don't wanna go

Girl: come on it this party will be dead with out you
Girl: please! please! please!
Boy: fuck it whatever I will be there

by BriBaby123 July 29, 2016

Fuck

The art of massaging a woman's anus with your penis

Fuck me in the asshole

by Masonbrill15 January 23, 2017

the fuck

Just a shorter version of "What the fuck?" and it's just like fuck you mean.

For lazy people or just for the heck of it.

Person 1:" the fuck is that shit? "

Person 2:"I don't know, it looks like a dead rat."

by Astronomically Phenominal August 23, 2011

Fuck

Originally from the English anagram F.U.C.K. or Fornication Under Consent of King. Used to show anger, love, disappointment, and sadness.

tim and nancy just got married so now their goin to go f.u.c.k.
You fuckin asshole!
wanna go fuck after lunch?
fuck i'm lonely!!

by Barron von hughgendohng October 3, 2011

fuck

An old English term for a King's decree.
(f)ornication
(u)nder
(c)onsent of the
(K)ing
A way of controlling lesser and minor royal families to keep power over them.

In order for us to have children, we must have a FUCK decree in writing from His Majesty.

by Green Jack October 5, 2015