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Free Time

A space of time to do whatever one desires. Sumthing ev3ryone want but cannot obtain due to AcDec.
On my free time I like to look at my coconuts
by Hugh Trevor-Roper May 30, 2018
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Free Dub

We’re too good, it’s a free dub!
by Methpony December 9, 2018
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free mint

Free mint monkru
by lilfruitloopyougotshot January 10, 2020
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Free Cash

Zjason
Zjason is free cash.
by jhn420 January 23, 2022
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Free Speech Absolutist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA! He said this! He said he was that! He banned people immediately! For doing the thing that he is an absolutist about! HA! That’s hilarious! That’s a hilarious thing to do! That’s sounds like something I would do! And I’m evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hear the Prophet Lord Dr. Professor Jordan Beatrice Peterson (leave be upon him) say that he wants to collude with the government officials he knows personally to create an online facsimile of hell for people who do don’t keep their speech within the confines of his conceptualization of “acceptable discourse”!? I guess the red skull guy was right about him being the type of guy who would collude with the government to silence dissidents, huh? That is wild! That is wild my guy! Look at these sorry sacks of shit!
Elon Musk “I’m a free speech absolutist!”

Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”

Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”

Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”
by Hym Iam November 9, 2022
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a free loader

Someone who takes advantage of friends by consuming their alcohol, drugs, food, or anything desirable without contributing anything.

A person who uses up all your drugs and alcohol and then leaves.
After I passed out, John smoked all the goods left in the jar!

Response:
Yeah, he is a free loader, get used to it.
by venusdmoola October 20, 2010
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the freds

The bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in Florida. Conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd butt and swamp ass.
I was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my poop shoot out ASAP!
by A "Valued" Customer November 29, 2016
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