hairy-footed pony

A horse with hair(Don't all horses have hair?) you know, like a pony with the hair on the feet. An Arabian horse from Scotland, Busch Gardens.

The hairy-footed pony collection from my little pony.

by Mike with the hair March 9, 2007

Forbes

Usually a very large, unattractive girl. Tends to refer to an extremly round, greasy, fat chick. Has no sense of fashion, lacking in the looks department and usually from the rural parts of the county (as in "hick gross"). Can be found frequenting in unfortunate bars and never ever has a boyfriend (unless he's just as nasty as she, and he always will be, forbes' don't get hot guys). They tend to cling onto whatever they can get (as in friends or loved ones), their usually very poor and usually dont relize how awful they are. If you see a forbes, do them a favor and put them in there place, let them know how fucked they are. When discussing a "forbes", one must always relize that there is no potential for change- born ugly, dieing ugly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit, did you see that nasty bitch?"
Guy 2: "Unfortunatly, Yes, what a fucking Forbes"

Girl A: "I just had a burger and fries, I gotta go work this fat off"
Girl B: "Crap, you better run an extra mile, you dont want to turn into a forbes, eeewwwww"

"I'm feeling so Forbes-y today, I gained 3 pounds!!!"

by **Baby~Girl** February 25, 2008

Air Force

A bunch of sissy ass pansie that are afraid to be on the frontline. Unlike the Marines they do Land, Sea, and Air.

Air Force can't shoot for crap they're too busy handling they're stick.

by Hayabusa September 14, 2005

irvine-fortescue

Relating to a medieval Scottish clan, irvine-fortescue is a term often used in Scottish rap battles. It refers to a 'Scot' who spends the majority of his time either in the gym or on the 'lash'. The love of 'lash' is so extreme that most bar tenders are told to remove anything non-alcoholic from any drink ordered. Although some may perceive this irvine-fortescuism cool, often those of a feminine persuasion are less than impressed. These negative connotations are balanced by the other meaning of irvine-fortescue which refers to a man of extreme sincerity. It may also refer to a propensity to make up dreams to impress friends.

'Mate, did you hear about Fred's dream? He's well cool'
'Na. He made it up to impress you'
'Oh, he's such an irvine-fortescue'

'Hey mate how you doing?'
'I'd appreciate it if you'd move along please - this is serious'
'wow, what an irvine-fortescue'

'Is that guy benching 200 kilos whilst drinking straight vodka'
'Ye - such an irvine-fortescue'

by Harvey-de-Lash May 16, 2010

ForceFuck

A pussy’s way of saying rape

Yeah uhh he totally forcefucked her

by RennnnBitchesssss October 28, 2019

full force

a powerful thrust, or hit, or application, to make energy or power.

1.) Man, i drilled her muffin full force!
2.) Dude, took a full force hit off the tokemaster!
3.) Yeah man, i applied his face full force with my fist.
4.) Alright dude, lets open these scooters up full force and get the dirty hell outta here!!!!

by woody August 11, 2003

Dumb Footed

Getting a new skateboard, trucks, wheels, or shoes and you are not use to them and your skateboarding ability is impacted on the new gear.

"man i would of back 5-0 that hand rail if i was dumb footed on these wheels.

by jshua December 9, 2008