fakelationship

It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.

Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?

Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!

by Rodie April 8, 2010

Fake Bostonian

Someone who tries to pretend they're from Boston, but aren't. A Fake Bostonian is an out-ah-townah who possesses a Boston sweatshirt, says that they're from Boston, and has a varying degree of a Boston accent (usually they drop their r's, but don't have the vowels right).

Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.

Person: Can you put this in the shopping caht?

Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.

by Bahstonian January 21, 2011

fake as hell

An expression you say when you see something obviously fake.

"Have you seen that hot chick on FB?"
"Yeah, fake as hell."

by TYRTlive January 15, 2016

Fake as Fuck

Another way to say "100% fake"

Bob : I can delete Recycle Bin!
Martin : Fake as Fuck

by Sherm Head May 30, 2018

fake smoker

one who leads others to believe that he is addicted to cigarette smoking but does not actually inhale cigarette smoke

-wow kyle smokes way too many cigarettes now
-yeah but hes a fake smoker so im not too worried about him
-OH i get it! because smoking makes you cool
- ( :

by lars tullenson July 7, 2008

Fake

1. To conceal the defects of or make appear more attractive, interesting, valuable, etc., usually in order to deceive.

2. A wannabe, or poser.

That kid is so fake, just like David Colin.

by S. Randal July 4, 2009

fake

not real

ja rule

by stepho July 7, 2003