The Field School

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.

Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."

by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024

In-Fidelity

To have intercourse with a person named Fidelity.

Did she find out about you being In-Fidelity when she went home to Saskatoon for the weekend? "No, and she won't know that I was In-Fidelity unless you or I tell her. Fidelity doesn't remember anything from that night after she was kicked out of Club Shamalamadingdong." Oh, I don't know nothing about anything, but I might have told Myles. See ya!

by SenorSauce September 10, 2024

Electromagnetic Field

The thing that all those dorks who put the hoes over the bros have.

my friend Sidd has an electromagnetic field.

by technogodCEO January 2, 2025

Taint field

When your undercarriage is hairy from lack of grooming.

Ted never trimmed his pubic region, we was well known for his taint field.

by TheRealCaptainOats February 25, 2025

Taint field

When your undercarriage is overgrown from lack of grooming.

He never trimmed his pubic region which left him with a massive taint field.

by TheRealCaptainOats February 25, 2025

Stasis Fields

The ultimate "pause button" for reality within a defined volume. It's not just freezing something in time; it's halting all molecular motion, quantum activity, and entropic decay, creating a perfect preservation bubble. Applications range from medical hibernation for long space voyages, preserving perishable goods indefinitely, to tactical battlefield use—freezing incoming projectiles or enemies in mid-action. The physics usually involve manipulating temporal fields or creating an area of infinitely high local entropy resistance. It's the tech that lets you step out of the flow of time entirely.

Example: "Found a perfectly ripe avocado? Hit it with the home stasis field pod. It'll stay exactly like that for centuries. My great-grandkids will enjoy this guac, assuming they don't misuse the field to freeze each other as a prank." Stasis Fields

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Stasis Fields

A hypothetical technology that suspends all molecular motion and metabolic processes within a defined volume, effectively stopping time for objects or living beings inside the field. It is the ultimate preservation tool, allowing for indefinite hibernation during long space voyages, perfect surgical suspension, or the freezing of critical moments in combat or disaster. The science typically involves speculative physics like localized time dilation or quantum locking, placing it firmly in the realm of advanced theoretical concept or magic-like tech.

Example: In countless sci-fi stories, like Alien, crew members travel between stars in Stasis Fields (hyper-sleep). In Dune, personal shielding technology creates a kind of stasis field that slows fast-moving objects (like bullets) to a crawl, changing the nature of combat to blade work.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026