A typical cycling Strava Wanker who is concerned over everything else the numbers they show in a ride. Their main focus is to show huge numbers and by doing this they farm miles behind different groups or riders within a single day, rarely achieving more than 20% of this mileage by solo riding or pulling on the front. They also commonly start/stop recording at any dip in speed to prevent the record of average speed dropping. Their main goal in life is to use the Strava app to prove they are a stronger riders than others. Common traits of a Strava Farmer also include, heavy narcissism, selfies, fear of real racing to avoid exposure and Time Trials.
"Don't be concerned with Reeves when he blasts off the front for a few metres, he's just Strava farming."
"Its strange how all these Strava Farmers join our group and won't stay for coffee after."
"Don't count on Delsy to help pull at all, he is just Strava Farming before he joins the other group."
"Its strange how all these Strava Farmers join our group and won't stay for coffee after."
"Don't count on Delsy to help pull at all, he is just Strava Farming before he joins the other group."
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As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.
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A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA
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Get the Hoe farmer mug.An aura farmer is someone who deliberately cultivates an air of charisma, coolness, or social presence to gain admiration or attention. The term blends "aura," which refers to a person's perceived energy or presence, with "farming," a gaming term for repeatedly performing actions to accumulate power. Aura farming can be intentional—like dressing stylishly and positioning oneself in a way that exudes confidence—or more subtle, such as adopting mannerisms that make one seem effortlessly cool. The phrase gained popularity online, particularly in gaming and anime communities, where characters or influencers are often described as "aura farming" when they engage in exaggerated displays of confidence or mystique.
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