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Flatlined

When ones cell phone has no signal at all and the cell phone shows no bars.
On some cell phones it comes up as a flat line instead of bars or an x.
May be used as Flatline, Flatlined, or Flatlining to describe having no cell reception.
Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude, Where is this party?
Dude 2: Idk, call Sarah.
Dude 1: I can't I'm Flatlining.

Ex. 2

Girl: Why the hell didn't you call me back last night?
Boy: Sorry babe, I had a Flatline.

Ex. 3

Dude 1: Anyone have cell reception?
Dude 2: Naw, I'm Flatining.
Dude 3: I'm Flatlined too.
Dude 4: Got a Flatline.
by Lead Fist July 5, 2010
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Flatbread

What a person is called when they think they have an ass, but they clearly don't.
She doesn't have an ass, she is a flatbread.
by llama.com January 13, 2018
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Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."
Guys, I have to flatulate.
by the emo clan. October 20, 2008
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Flatulen

The poo particles that are released as you fart, these flatulen particles make the air stink and can be left on your underwear.
"I had such bad flatulence, the flatulen left residue on my underwear."

"Dude, you must have flatulen on your underwear, you smell like straight ass"
by washudoin May 21, 2008
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Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
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flatulatas

any meat / tortilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.
"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.
by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003
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Flatulatory

1) Adjective; something that is of a Flatulent Nature. Odor emitting.
2) Nimrodical use/tense of the word "Flatulence".
Christy embrangled her co-workers with her Flatutory prowess.
by Lucky Skunk January 6, 2005
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