Both of these words tend to be used to describe a person that is stupid, foolish, an idiot, or a dumb jackass.
This is like a double whammy insult when calling someone nimrodic. It’s like saying the person is double the stupid.
Yesterday I saw this dude who walked into prison for the first time and hollered “Yo whatsup all y’all punk ass bitches! G-Dawg’s in the hiz-ouse!” I could tell right away that clown was nimrodic like a mofo!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!