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Tweaking Evan

Someone who takes hallucinogens and proceeds to freak out. They often remove their clothes and usually run down the street butt naked.
Dude we did some shrooms and my friend turned into a tweaking evan.
by The ‘cid man August 12, 2025
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horny Evan

Sexy hot pulverizing guys
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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Evan Beason

A rather large individual who has strange cravings for peanut butter jars.......woah
I saw evan beason yesterday.....woah
by Inbred on the loose! January 16, 2010
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Evan

A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.
Evan is a queer
by Joey sense November 15, 2019
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Evan

Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.
Evan: oh hi
Anyone ever: *stares in amazement*
by thats poggers man April 21, 2022
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Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth
Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.
by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018
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