A meticulous accountant.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 6, 2022

The sexiest man with the biggest cock in the world. He loves to procrastinate on homework and eats with the rats in his mom's house.
by Papi Ryder February 8, 2022

person 1: eric is emo
person 2: no he just looks like that
person 3:the earth is big
eric:you know what else is big
person 3: your m-
eric: the sun
person 2: no he just looks like that
person 3:the earth is big
eric:you know what else is big
person 3: your m-
eric: the sun
by yeetus cleetus deletus feetus October 20, 2022

He could be a jerk but a bitch sometimes he always be looking at guy ass he never admits that he likes dick he mostly like black dick and watches bbc porn
by Kevin vvv June 5, 2019

He's the kind of guy that tries his best at things, sarcastic, absent-minded, and dense. Kind to everybody even people who probably don't deserve it. His wonderful eyes are very beautiful. A dark coffee and very large, a gentle giant and a troll at the same time. He jokes at inappropriate times, says the wrong things to people, but is always honest to people. No matter the situation, would rather be brutally honest than lie. A nerd, who spends his time playing League of Legends, and Contemplating Life. He's the kind of guy you would want to be best friends with. Dense with feelings although, will not understand things unless properly explained. Stupid in common sense ways, a genius in book smarts. Too innocent to make moves on girls while also being a pervert at the same time. He's the most confusing, infuriating being anybody has ever met. But that's what we love about him.
Person 1: "What kind of guy is Eric?"
Person 2: "Eric is the type of person to be depressed and lookup someone else's urban dictionary definition for him and edit it slightly to make it more accurate about himself"
Person 2: "Eric is the type of person to be depressed and lookup someone else's urban dictionary definition for him and edit it slightly to make it more accurate about himself"
by Silent Blade October 5, 2019

by bigdickasourosrex July 9, 2020
