Ethan

a guy that was the biggest dick ever and can fuck u so good!!!

omg i got Ethan'ed so bad last night i want more!

by nbkhjgcfgxtrbgcydyrgf November 15, 2016

Ethan

a disgusting, bleach-drinking, cold hot pocket-sucking scum of the earth who dumped my best friend because she found out he was cheating on her

Ethan, if you don't shut your goddamn dick-chugging pie hole, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it'll come out of that fat mouth of yours that you use to blow yourself at night when you're alone in your room watching porn.

by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017

eshansexual

When your sexuality is being incredibly dense and not realizing you're being hit on. Usually really nice guys, too nice or even borderline gay. Only realizes a few days after and goes on an alcohol rampage after.

hot person: *flirts with person
hot person: Hey I'm tired, wanna be a big strong man and get me a room ;)?
eshan: *gets room, hugs hottie, leaves
hot person: wtf?? is he... an eshansexual??

by lazykevin December 28, 2016

ethan miller

The only man to possess the power to withstand the beauty of the glorious wings of chestnut hair.

I didn't much of him at first but, then I saw his wings and realized it was the great Ethan Miller.

by Milan_TheWingLover February 1, 2017

Ethan

He's normally the lying type and likes to be a "bad boy" He always breaks girls hearts and never care about anyone but himself

Patrick~ Dude try to be nicer to her

Ethan~ Why it's not like she is cute or anything

Patrick~ Dude wtf she loves you like half to death

Ethan~ That's her fault.

by I need help please and thanks April 3, 2017

Ethan

A guy with a big penis.

Oh yeah, that Ethan he has a big one you know.

by Galldktlyt January 18, 2018

Ethan Keefover

A Ethan Keefover is someone that is gay and has dandruff

Girl:That kid is suck an Ethan Keefover.
Guy:Yah its because he's gay and has dandruff.

by Ugandan Knucklles January 31, 2018