shit eating lawn knome

my Nicholas

your a shit eating lawn knome

by Ellie October 12, 2003

eating skittles

when a guy sticks skittles up your vagina and then eats them out.

Example 1
Girl 1: Hey theres Skittles.
Girl 2: Why do they call her skittles?
Girl 1: Because she lets guys eat skittles out of her vagina
Girl 2: EWW!

Example 2
Guy:Hey baby.
Girl: Hey.
Guy: Want to come over to my house later and ill eat some skittles?
Girl: Sure.

Eating skittles is pretty gross and mostly only sluts let guys do it to them as they have no self respect.

by xoxILRGxox May 14, 2009

eating furniture

When i was twelve i was six three, when i went to play championships for our basketball tournament this guy said, "That guy must eat furniture he's huge!"

Shaq eats furniture.

by JOE_BLOW April 3, 2004

Easton

A kid who grew up in a very country area. One who doesn't have many aspirations except to be beligerantly drunk every night before he goes to bed. Eastons usually swear on their life they they can caress the "baddest" girls in the land, but at the end of the day, usually end up clapping the cheeks of a solid 4.

Easton: "I'm drunk as shhhhiiiiit"

by The Careless Fuck October 8, 2017

Easton

A man who is a certified beauty.

Aye do you know Easton?
Yeah, he’s a certified beauty

by asseater69696900 November 28, 2018

Like a racehorse eating an apple

The act, usually partaken by teenagers, where they are French kissing a little too enthusiastically due to a lack of experience and, well, class.

My car broke down again yesterday, so I had to catch the bus; there was this lad and his girlfriend at the back of the top deck and the chap was going at the poor girl like a racehorse eating an apple.

by YellowPinkie July 9, 2011

bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

by Sam R September 24, 2006