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Pronounced ing-lush.

The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".
Person 1: I ain't never seen a color like that y'all!

Person 2: Oh God, he's reverted to Englush.
Englush by Innominate March 22, 2009

Englished 

To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.
You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.
Englished by dDaVmFmRmKtMtWrDjS February 2, 2009
Asian form of the common english language.
Congraturations! You can now speak Engrish! Victoly!
Engrish by BreadShizzle April 4, 2009

Englished 

to be Englished — v. to be unnecessarily addressed, and/or assisted (verbally or by means of written script) in pidgin English (by some ignorant but well-meaning local, rather than in the local language. ). This will usually happen to ex-pats, especially in countries still developing and/or with little exposure/ to foreigners and with poor international level education, like Japan.
"I got Englished in the bookstore this afternoon by an old Japanese hag asking me where I was from. Then I got bloomin' Englished again in the "Pig and Whistle", handed a gobbledegook Romaji menu after I'd already ordered in Japanese, for feck's sake..."
Englished by Deke Miller April 13, 2007

Engrish Exclamation Mark

When a foreigner tries to type English they sometimes use an unnecessary space between the last word and the exclamation mark.
French Guy: Oh man, that is awesome !
British Guy: Damn your Engrish exclamation marks!

The New York Englishman 

The act of not washing your balls for a month, in order to built a tasty crust over your balls. Then your partner drinks hot water and you proceed to dip your balls inside their mouth in order to create a tasty tea.
Drink some hot water so I can make The New York Englishman with you.