Dylan 

Idk man, as someone w/ a Dylan in dere school he's very pretty....like very pretty.....I hope he knows this is directly to him. No I ain't liking him tho he's just pretty and it gets me all tomato skinned

"Author Dylans behind you."

*instantly red* "what"

Dylan by The 1 and the only no1 May 19, 2022

Dylan 

Baddest b that ever did exist. DK from seventeen will fall in love with him. He always farts too loud and loses at all Mario party games. Is not funny at all and gets upset about it, so make sure to fake laugh. Dresses well and will show up to any event fitted, even if it means you look bad. All cats hate him and for good reason. One time he pissed himself at Seafood City. Has a nic addiction but will only smoke stupid flavors like watermelon bubblegum bitch. Listens to music that no "one has heard before" its Lany.

"Dang what was that smell?"

"Oh that was just Dylan... his farts always be stinking up the place."

Dylan by badbitties May 19, 2022

Dylan 

Dylan is a basic white guy that would help out his close friends. Whenever it comes to his friends or someone he lives he’ll protect them over anything. Although if you betray them they’ll take it the wrong way and take it in worse. Dylan will always make anything a big deal. He’s very possessive. If he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll get really frustrated. But he will and can match your energy. Dylan is not dry. If he ever is then he doesn’t like you.

Someone: HEY DYLAN
Dylan: HEYYY

Dylan by Mekachiku May 20, 2022

Dylan 

Dylan is the name of a man who hasn't seen milk since his dad left to find it.

Theres Wee Dylan, of to down some white stuff.

Dylan by Deepbs May 22, 2022

Dylan 

Dylan is the most kind person you will ever meet. Now he may see sad on the outside and even though people like to take the piss out of him, if you get to know him you will realise how much of a kind person he is. His blonde soft hair will comfort any girl (Grace B) and his blue eyes put you in a trance you can never escape. If you meet a Dylan, don't be afraid to talk to him, and comfort him. It's the best thing you can do

Person 1: Dylan your such a dick
Grace: Don't say that to him!

Dylan by Batamn4783 June 27, 2022

Dylan 

Has the biggest penis he fucks your mom he get any girls pussy and he is a sex god every one wants to get fuck by him his huge dick Is long is called the banger

Dylan has a huge penis

Dylan by anonymous June 28, 2022

Dylan 

the sexiest man alive with a big dick it’s 7592742864727382864827:7187;8173827482),$/8)3).&$48/),jfishfiaibdu),^€>~iisfhaiheusj trillidecimegameters long (rough estimate)

you’re such a Dylan with that giant penis

Dylan by bobthebuilderlikesmorbius June 29, 2022