douche abyss

when someone is so douchey there is seemingly no end to their douchebag ways.

i thought my ex was a real mother fucker but he's sunk to such lows... total douche abyss

by leeloo913 July 15, 2010

douche nerd

A geeky person who's become overly confident with the opposite sex. These people tend to treat their significant other with less respect than when they were not so confident.

This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.

Boyfriend: Wow, there are so many hott chicks on my facebook now!
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

koont douche

The PG-13 synonym for a bloody cunt. Used primarily on junior high school playgrounds and schoolbuses.

Does that koont douche of a bus driver know her five o'-clock shadow is showing?

by JJ Shepherd May 19, 2006

douche tank

tank top worn mostly by bros and other white influenced douche bags

Look at that dude in his billabong douche tank.

by mrELsenor February 20, 2011

Douche canoe

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

by C.R.W January 16, 2013

Master Douche

A jerk who has mastered the art of being an asshole

The CBS executive who fired Charlie Sheen is a Master Douche. Master Douche's are NOT winners!

by Makiavelli March 30, 2011

Golden Douche

The act of washing out your vagina with a man's urine

My husband gave me a golden douche

by Cock Rofler February 27, 2011