O.C.Distic

Adj. meaning that some one is acting with impulses of O.C.D. (obsessive compulsive disorder)

man 1: Hey miles has rechecked his paper like 4 times now.

man 2: wow he is so O.C.Distic!

by bonecrusher25 August 23, 2008

Pimpin in distress

Pimpin in distress is not about “pimping” in the literal sense, but in the slang sense, such as “balling”

Pimpin in distress is like when you have too many boyfriends and fans that are getting jealous of each other and you handle it

OR

Pimpin in distress means that everyone else around you is stressing and you are still balling. Urban Dictionary should make me a mug with this new catch phrase…

Crescenda

I don’t think I can, ive got too many fans
Pimpin in distress

by Andrea Pearson Haas June 28, 2020

Canterbury And District

A game overrun by u13 shitty bus drivers and has niki minaj stans in it, it is also well known for having nonces.

Make sure if you see a nonce from Canterbury and District you run.

by Eboy1237197 January 15, 2022

Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.

Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"

by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009

SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder

The disorder of not knowing where your body ends and other things begin, which often results in running into doors, walls and coffee tables. You can identify a sufferer by the bruises on their arms and legs.

John isn't a clutz he suffers from SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder.

by JustJeffInDC August 11, 2009

disturbed

A great band but not the best band. Down with the sickness, Prayer, and Numb are the only ones I really like. Disturbed is excellent but nothing really spectacular and amazing even though in my definition of down with the sickness i put the best band in the world I wasn't thinking at that time but now I have come to realize that they aren't really that good but are great.

Prayer, Down with the sickness, and Numb are the only songs I like from disturbed.

by Jin Kazama April 23, 2005

Disturbed

Instead of getting up with sickness, you go down on it, who would have known. These guys must be sent from whatever God there is with immaculate knowledge and receeding hairlines, or sent from the devil himself to drive us off a fucking cliff. This band has perfected the open chord technique. And the open mouth receiving technique. As well as the open ass receiving technique.

Their lyrics are so inspirational. One time I was listening to their song and I was so inspired to jab whatever sharp object I could through my ear drum, just so I could be as hardcore as they try to be.

Bald.

Gay piercings.

Every song is the same.

Covered Genesis.

Fag piercings.

Uhm... can't think of anything else.

I'm supposed to put an example here about Disturbed, but in the time that I clicked from one box to the other, I thought of more things.

I can perform a whole song by them, and by whole song I mean all of their songs, all by myself at once. Let me see, crash bass drum and snare along with open cords at 4/4. Basically everything.

Then I make sure to have someone pull real hard on my testicles so that I can sound full of angst.

Testicle pulling.

Shitty music.

Ok now I'm done.

by The Ultimate DeWeese June 27, 2008