1 definition by The Ultimate DeWeese
Instead of getting up with sickness, you go down on it, who would have known. These guys must be sent from whatever God there is with immaculate knowledge and receeding hairlines, or sent from the devil himself to drive us off a fucking cliff. This band has perfected the open chord technique. And the open mouth receiving technique. As well as the open ass receiving technique.
Their lyrics are so inspirational. One time I was listening to their song and I was so inspired to jab whatever sharp object I could through my ear drum, just so I could be as hardcore as they try to be.
Bald.
Gay piercings.
Every song is the same.
Covered Genesis.
Fag piercings.
Uhm... can't think of anything else.
Their lyrics are so inspirational. One time I was listening to their song and I was so inspired to jab whatever sharp object I could through my ear drum, just so I could be as hardcore as they try to be.
Bald.
Gay piercings.
Every song is the same.
Covered Genesis.
Fag piercings.
Uhm... can't think of anything else.
I'm supposed to put an example here about Disturbed, but in the time that I clicked from one box to the other, I thought of more things.
I can perform a whole song by them, and by whole song I mean all of their songs, all by myself at once. Let me see, crash bass drum and snare along with open cords at 4/4. Basically everything.
Then I make sure to have someone pull real hard on my testicles so that I can sound full of angst.
Testicle pulling.
Shitty music.
Ok now I'm done.
I can perform a whole song by them, and by whole song I mean all of their songs, all by myself at once. Let me see, crash bass drum and snare along with open cords at 4/4. Basically everything.
Then I make sure to have someone pull real hard on my testicles so that I can sound full of angst.
Testicle pulling.
Shitty music.
Ok now I'm done.
by The Ultimate DeWeese July 11, 2008