age-related mood disorder

A mood disorder characterized by people getting grumpier and having a shorter fuse as they get older.

My parents are currently experiencing a mild form of age-related mood disorder

by Sexydimma January 26, 2015

text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.

"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"

by Modern Day Disorders August 7, 2017

jackhammer disorder

A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.

He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.

by kmrtnz April 25, 2022

Societal Sensitivity Disorder

A theory founded by Dr. Clark Peterson where people get offended over the smallest thing. It is currently unknown whether this mental illness is curable however things like therapy, open mindedness and befriending people who have different viewpoints may help.

The term “snowflake” is also a derogatory name for people with societal sensitivity disorder.

Jeff: All I said was I don’t like country music and she got super offended.

Ron: Be careful I think she has Societal Sensitivity Disorder

by Robert Wingate Kinte January 11, 2022

dr pepper disorder

a disorder associated with being obsessed with dr. pepper. Symptoms include : Drinking it all the time and always talking about it

“I have dr pepper disorder”
“Whats that?”
“Being obsessed with dr pepper. I cant live without it”

“It is the best drink ever”
“I know”

by kaithiskaithat October 25, 2023

Shapeshifter personality disorder

The Changeling
- you change things about yourself
The Organized
- you think everything’s the same

The Channeler
-you act like other people
The Musician
- you act out like the lyrics you listen to
The Truther
- the one who tells the truth
The Wizard
- you think you are able to summon
The Therian
- you think you are an animal person
The Jaded
- you sit there and think

The Nimble
- you actively do things
The Rebel
- you destroy lives
The Trickster
- you tell lies or play tricks
The Fae
- a people person

I'm going over to Kris's house, I better do something beforehand because he tricks the others into thinking they did something wrong, I think he has Shapeshifter personality disorder

by provocaine December 24, 2022

Unipolar Disorder

When someone isn't bipolar but has the symptoms

Steven: My Mom for some reason acts really sweet but if you forget to do something, she goes Uma Thurman on your ass
Chris: I think your mom has Unipolar Disorder

by Whythisword January 20, 2021