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Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 24, 2021

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natural dildo

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who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos

by hiraeth.13 April 23, 2021

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Demonic skeletal dildos

Skeletal dildos that are demonic

I love demonic skeletal dildos!

by SamTheSylveon August 09, 2022

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brick of dildo

50 sold or
Will kill if used

Buys a brick of dildos*died*

by Brandon Cliff January 28, 2017

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duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 12, 2023

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Dildo sharpener

A device for sharpening dildos

My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty

by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018

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