diddums

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

by Dave March 28, 2003

Video or it didn't happen

in most forums, this is meant as a (sometimes joking) response to outrageous and or unverifiable claims by other posters. Related to pics or it didn't happen but used in cases where pictures cannot properly explain the situation or can easily be shopped.

Alice: Hey guys! I just beat through the fire and flames 100% on expert with only one hand!
Bob: pics or it didn't happen
Alice: Okay! *sends shopped picture of result screen*
Carl: That pic's shopped man, video or it didn't happen!

by Supreme_Bananas February 24, 2012

you didn’t build that

1. The stupidest new mantra for Obama's version of socialism.

2. To undermine a person's accomplishments by saying that everyone other than the person with an accomplishment is responsible for that person's success.

3. Denial of accomplishment, a companion to denial of accountability.

"If you’ve got a business. you didn’t build that." -Obama, ranting against successful business in his argument that government should build the infrastructure for American business.

by Opinion Jockey July 21, 2012

Diddy Kong Racing

A sex game that is played much like the Nintendo 64 version. As the penis is being inserted into the vagina, the man clearly states "Get Ready...GO!" much like the beginning of an N64 race. As the woman orgasms for the first time, the man says "Lap 2". The second time she orgasms he says "Final Lap" and when he busts a load, he yells "FINISH!" Cumming before the final lap is strictly prohibited.

Yo, I totally tested my Diddy Kong Racing skills on that chick last night.

by cstonz February 10, 2009

diddle-goose

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).

1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)

by benzene pie December 11, 2010

Diddlyhopper

What a girl has between her legs. Not to be confused with dinglehopper, which is a penis.

Damn, Julia's diddlyhopper is tight as fuck!!

by Gigi Coker July 16, 2017

diddydo

an extension to anything said when discussing plans while you are intoxicated or high.

Gabe: Let's go smoke a blantdiddydo.
Mike: No doubt. Lemme go hop in the whipdiddydo I'll pick up the dutchdiddydo.

by naggernensky May 15, 2009