david maura

a redneck kid from connecticut who THINKS hes the shit but really he cries in his sleep. he is also very gay

Hey, dont be a David Maura because no one will like you.

by MasterMind4567 November 18, 2013

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david macho

BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.

Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!

Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.

by PGI November 23, 2013

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david reich

A Jewish bulldozer who supports the end of the Palestinian state

Israel really went David Reich on Arafat's arse

by Full of ham March 5, 2014

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wet david

Like a wet willy except in the ass

I gave that bitch a wet david

by demonkid December 7, 2014

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Sparkly David

When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.

I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.

by SmkenKC'sfinest February 4, 2015

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david dexter

A David Dexter is a bad ass mother fucker That constantly thinks about banging his missis. Normally attracted to blonde girls and likes them curvy, adores using sex toys

Your such a badass you must be a David Dexter

by Djafd2 November 26, 2015

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