dakess

someone who tells untrue facts

that's a dakess right there

by ajlover1293 April 9, 2017

dalessa

Dalessa is ugly and fat and usually everyone hates her. But she can be a good friend and girlfriend to a tanner.

John: "omg do you see dalessa? She's so ugly"
Mandie: "yeah she is pretty ugly but I guess she is a good girlfriend. It's on the inside that counts."

by 47482374738492 May 8, 2017

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

by candycloud May 20, 2017

dave yelverton

A person who typically works in a petrol station or garage.

“What do you work as?” “Oh he works as a dave yelverton”

by Trolley911 November 29, 2017

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

Daes

1: To be 100% serious about the subject matter being discussed.
A misspelt deadass.

2: Literally ISIS

Guy 1: Yo Finn what you doing right now?
Guy 2: I'm daes pissed at this science assignment.

by SanFranIsMissing January 10, 2018