A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
by F1Chick March 11, 2019
You will struggle to keep up with this girl, she is not only sexual but likes to perform freaky and seductive things to a partner. You might get hurt a little bit.
by imcarolebaskin April 18, 2020
A bowl of fresh marijuana mixed with tobacco, the effects are far greater than a first timer would expect. Continuity of smoking dirty bowls can build resistance to the tobacco portion.
As Leeroy cleared the chamber of dirty bowl smoke he collapsed, spilling foul water and breaking his beautiful piece. Poor Leeroy.
by TyroneTheTiger October 12, 2010
When you have a gang bang and swollow so much cum you get the shits and run down the road for a mile screaming this is the dirty mile whilst shitting out gallons of baby juice.
by Meowsy777 April 02, 2020
Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.
I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.
by Perverto majesto February 18, 2011
The short girl who wants kinky sex on the first date. Will fight u if u don’t like her friends but fuck u after.
by Pu$$yCat April 28, 2020
A mixture a various different alcohols, usually a mix of rum, vodka, whiskey, etc. Often done by teenagers who take small amounts of booze from their parents' bottles so that it is not noticeable. The drink often has a dark brown appearance, hence its name.
Boy: Dude, what is that? It looks nasty!
Girl: It's my dirty sink, want a sip?
Boy: Nah, that shit doesn't look right
Girl: Your loss
Girl: It's my dirty sink, want a sip?
Boy: Nah, that shit doesn't look right
Girl: Your loss
by GinOctober December 14, 2010