ding dang

No shit?

Ubelievable.

"Ding dang, I knew he was hitting that badonkadonk!"

by Theron3 March 15, 2003

Ding Dong

the sound of a doorbell

Random person: *rings doorbell* DING DONG

by toast7 June 12, 2010

diego

a person with a really big dick

i met this guy yesterday. hes probably a diego

by Dark1Mystic March 22, 2017

Diego

Diego is honestly a loser. He tries to get many girls but doesnt pull any. He isnt that funny (unless you look at him) and is very unathletic. He usually does wrestling because he likes grabbing guys and likes the skin tight uniforms. He is the type of person who thinks he is a genius just because his mommy told him he is. You can usually spot a Diego if a person has no hairline, is under 5ft tall, has a tiny penis, has big buck teeth, is more wide than he is tall, and wears jackets and shorts.

Guy-Omg is that a Diego? He keeps staring at my cock!
Other Guy- Yeah lets get away from him

by SandraJ November 13, 2018

ding-dang

Used when you see a hot girl and you don't want her to know that you and your buddy are talking about her being hot.
The first guy that sees her will say "Ding-Dang" and if his buddy agrees that she is hot he will say "Ringy-Dingy"

If the friend disagrees he can use the antonyms of blockermore or butterface.

Heh check out this girl walking towards us, Ding-dang!

by this guys April 28, 2006

San Diego

Best city ever, if you're a clueless Californian sheeple, a rich idiot, or a shallow prick who thinks the only thing that matters in the world is good weather.

Actually the city is pretty cool, you gotta love a town whose entire city council is at risk of going to jail, and whose (recently resigned) mayor was voted one of the country's worst.

I think I know a total of 5 other residents who actually like this place, most people who love SD are tourists who didn't stay long enough to get screwed over.

If you like $500,000 cottages, $3.00/gallon gas, corrupt local government, fascistic homeowners associations and oppressive regulation, San Diego is the place to be.

by C++ September 23, 2005

ding dong johnson

Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.

Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!

by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010