Dave

the name of your friends dad that you secretly have a crush on.

"Look! It's Dave, aka Cameron's father, who I so badly want to have intercourse with. I dont care if it is consensual."

by Cameron'sStepDad March 17, 2022

Dave

Dave is such an amazing person who brings the best in others.He might not realise it but he is a light tht inspires others. Dave is super special and a once in a lifetime person. Moi.
Dave tends to undervalue himself sometimes, but Dave is loved more than what he thinks. Dave is talented, hard-worker and a very kind and beautiful soul. Dave succeeds in everything he puts his heart into. Mimoiii
Dave deserves happiness and success in ever aspects of life. If Dave don't give up and continue to have faith , Dave will receive the heavenly reward waiting for him.

Dave can and Dave will. Fighting✨😘

Dave is awesome.
Dave, You are loved.
Dave, my mimoiii

by Mimoiii March 05, 2022

Dave

retard

Dave is a retard

by The Government of Philippines August 12, 2023

Dave

Vitamin C deficient

That dave needs to suck on a lime. He's got scurvy

by JaMarcus Russell 69 June 16, 2023

Dave

Godlike... you will want to pounce on him!

Mom - 'are you meeting Dave tonight?'
Charl - 'yeah I'll be all over him like a tramp on chips!'

by beg4me August 04, 2022

Dave

Dave is always gay. prove me wrong.

Person 1: “OMG have you met my friend Dave yet”
Person 2: “no we’re is he?
*dave walks in*
Person 2:*thinking* is he gay?

by Piggliewink February 19, 2022

Dave

Dave's are majority awesome, they are very non-chalant and have max aura.

Person 1: OH MY GOSH, who's aura is entering this atmosphere
Person 2: It gotta be Dave

by TNickels. November 28, 2024