douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass

You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009

fat cunt

Me, since I started drinking too much beer.

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!

by notapaki August 10, 2003

serving cunt

when you are at the highest level of cuntiness and flop. when your pussy holds so much power that the earth shakes

person 1: “omg your outfit is literally serving cunt so hard”
person 2: “omg stop”
person 1: “no seriously i just felt an earthquake”
person 2: “omg that’s so camp”

by jiafeicupcakke June 15, 2023

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

by Way Of The Gun fan July 30, 2008

cunt cake

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.

by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006

hunt cunt punt

The final demeaning kick a former NFL player administers after finishing beating the shit out a woman.

Kareem gave that bitch the final hunt cunt punt that she probably had coming after calling him the N word!

by Alabamaniac December 1, 2018

Yeast Infected Cunt Bubble

A term used to harass some one online or in real life, this is one of the lowest things a person can be.

"What the shit he just killed me, that Yeast Infected Cunt Bubble."

by JohnnyConthismofo January 10, 2009